You live the urban life, and never think about what goes on in the countryside. The truth is, you have no idea what goes on there. Crop circles, where do those come from? Nobody knows! Maybe if you lived in the country, you would. They'll never tell you city folk. And what about these sheep (see picture) forming a circle, and chanting? Have you heard about that? I don't think so, what happens in the countryside stays in the countryside!
Nah, I'm talking about the Middle Ages, when people used to convene in some secluded woodland loaction, to try and communicate with wing'd creatures through the medium of horniness. Of course nothing happens in the countryside anymore. What can't you do from the comfort of your own home these days? Who'd have thought 20 years ago, that in 2008, you could be a virtual warrior, having virtual relations with a virtual sorceress, who was actually a real person on the other side of the globe? Technology eh? Constantly enhancing our daily lives!
But, do you really believe that technology has made your life better than it would have been without it? Is being able to never leave the house a blessing? Is being easily contactable at anytime, really what you want? Does sending 200 texts a day help you in anyway? I doubt it! So, let's get back to those halcyon Middle age times, and I'll see you in the woods.... No wait, I just remembered about the plague, serfdom and the Witch-hunter General. Ok, meeting online it is!
