Friday 27 April 2007

Darwinism V's Creationism


I've got my concrerns over Darwinism. At school we were taught that it was the only viable alternative to Creationism. So, why are Darwins theories falling apart, when clearly we've been around a bit longer than Arcbishop Ussher's suggested year of 4004 BC (I use BC (Before Christ) here quite lightly, since clearly Jesus was born around 7 BC, yep, that's 7 whole years before he was born, quite a feat)? Here are some obvious flaws I've spotted in Darwinism:
  1. If we're evolved from primates, why haven't primates evolved?
  2. If man originated in the heart of Africa, how come they've found human remains equally as old in Asia?
  3. How come the DNA of primates is more evolved than human DNA?
  4. The only difference between us and primates is 1% of DNA ! Scientists claim that that 1% of DNA is alien to the human body, so how did it get there?

To counterbalance the flaws in Darwinism, here are some obvious Old Testament flaws:

  1. When Adam (the first man) was expelled from the Garden of Eden, he found people already on the outside ! Do you think God lied to him? and what was he inside?
  2. When Moses met God, the great Yahweh was living on a mountain-top. Moses had to build a box for him so he could travel with Moses to Canaan !
  3. When God appears to the various Patriarchs of the Old testament, he always takes on the apperance of 2 or 3 men in shiny suits! That's not all, then he nukes some bad guys!
  4. Where did God take Ezekiel in his spaceship? Some positive matches found in South or Central America !
  5. In the Old Testament God was a vengeful, spiteful, wrathful and at times just petty omniscient. By the time Jesus was around however he'd changed into this really nice deity!

I must remember to poke holes in the crucifixion story sometime soon. Clearly if Jesus died on the cross, he couldn't have gone to India afterwards. Oh, and there's the family of Jesus stuff again, remind me to tell you what the Barrabas thing is all about if I forget. I know so much stuff I could re-write history with, I'm just really crap at getting it down on paper, well, a screen really!