Saturday, 9 February 2008

Barbarian Wormhole Summit!


I read yesterday that scientists want to create a wormhole, which will allow people from the future to travel back to this time. The wormhole thing's a bit vague though. I'm not sure they should be allowed to just create a wormhole. Aren't wormholes theoretical concepts? They might create a paradox. In other related news, Russian scientists are also claiming that they are on the verge of developing time travel. It's all quite exciting and at the same time, fairly scary. I always go back to the Ray Bradbury short story I read in school, where one of the central characters went back to a time before men, where they tried hard not to do anything paradoxical, but accdentally bent the stem of a single flower. The long and the short of which was that when they returned to the present, all writing was backwards.

There are a couple interesting programmes on telly this week. In about an hour's time, there's a show about the Dead Sea Scrolls. Very hotly protected by the Cathoilc faith, because they know and we know that the contents could utterly destroy their version of biblical events. As history tells us, they'll do "anything" to protect the faith, because faith is far more important than the truth. On Wednesday evening, there will be a program about Attila the Hun airing. I'm looking forward to that. Apparently he was vastly intelligent and complex, while still possessing the brutality and penchant for violence that made him the lovable rogue he was.

Hillwalking on Bennachie tomorrow looks like it will go ahead. We had a lovely day here today and if it's the same tomorrow, we'll have a great time. As usual, I'll be sure to take some photos for you. I'm certain that the view from the summit of the "Mither Tap" will be well worth the exertion taken to get up there in the first place.

Friday, 8 February 2008

The Emperor's New Boots!


I bought myself a proper pair of hiking boots today, so now there's no excuse. I have a whole series of reasonably large hills lined-up, which I intend to hillwalk while the weather is still fairly Wintery. Once the snow's all gone, I will have a go at some of the larger hills around here, Ben Rinnes being a priority. It's actually quite exhilirating, and little challenges give you something to look forward to, something to aim for. This week's intended target is Bennachie near Insch, in Aberdeenshire. It's actually three fairly large hills strung together, but we'll take the whole lot if you don't mind, weather permitting as always.

I'm also planning ahead. I'd like to climb the Tap o' Noth near Rhynie, which is a vitrified fort, and so should probably count as double. Actually, like Bennachie, there are two hills joined together at Tap o' Noth. Following that will be another nearby double-hill; The Buck. What we're aiming for are increasingly high peaks. Bigger and badder every time. That's the way to play it I reckon, culminating in Ben Nevis sometime this Summer!

So, it looks as though there might be a few decent films out this year. I never even realised that they were making a follow-up to "The National Treasure". That was a decent film, and the sequel look like it could potentially be half-decent also. I might just go and see that next week, if it's showing here of course, which is by no means guaranteed, as per my recent Cloverfield not showing here post. There is also the small matter of the new Indiana Jones film to come, as well. The Indiana Jones franchise stole part of my childhood, I must confess. What kid wouldn't have wanted to be Indie? I also seem to recall some game I had for the PC, I think it was called "Indiana Jones and the Emperor's Tomb". It looked fantastic, but was rendered virtually unplayable by the dodgy controls which made a simple jump into a doctorate in computing physics!

Thursday, 7 February 2008

In A Bunker Underground!


Do you remember the mid 80's, when we were all going to die in a nuclear winter? They used to have these information cartoons telling us what to do in the event of an atomic armageddon. Not applicable if you lived within the blast radius though, as your flesh would be instantly melted, and your bones turned to dust. Otherwise, a matress under the stairs would prove sufficient to protect you, possibly from falling debris, I'm not sure. They tended to focus on the moment of the nuclear missile's impact and the period immediately after. There was no mention of the global nuclear winter to follow, the death of all plant life, and the subsequent resorting to cannibalism once all the animals were gone. A never-ending supply of tinned goods, and a nuclear bunker would be handy at this juncture, but would only be available for those who instigated the war in the first place.

I've just realised that I've pretty much broken down the lyrical content of "War Pigs" by Black Sabbath there, except for the "witches gathered in black masses" part, but since I've covered that in a previous post, I will consider myself fully exhonerated. Why the bunker thing today? Not really sure, I think it's Aberdeen that's affecting me. Yesterday, we were in the car-park which felt underground although it wasn't, the orthdonstist was in a basement, and maybe it's just cities in general, but the darkness and sunbterranean elements are most unappealing for me. Aberdeen in particular with it's grey granite buildings and some horrendous architecture, is just not a nice looking city. Need I moan anymore today? I don't think so. I'm tired, but tomorrow I will be back refreshed and possibly with something reasonably worth itterating!

Wednesday, 6 February 2008

Port Ticket Road Works!


I had to make a trip into Aberdeen today for reasons which involve being a parent. Anyhow, we were just heading back to the Denburn car-park, and we came down the steps which are just to the left between the first and second car in the photo. the Denburn car-park was right behind me when I took this photo. Anyway, we were confronted by 3 traffic wardens, just as we rounded the corner. I had my camera with me, so I took this photo of them disappearing up the road. I wonder how many cars they ticketed?

Not that there was any chance of me getting ticketed. I'm a decent law-abiding citizen. I even paid for two hours when it turned out one would have been enough. Ah well, better safe than sorry I suppose. Besides which, driving into Aberdeen today was horrendous, a combination of the salt off of the road and the sun directly in front all the way in, made the journey rather unpleasant. Plus, there are numerous road works in operation right now. There must be Third World roads better than the A96, I'll bet there are too!

I also tried my hand at Port Forwarding my router today. It claims to have been successful, but I see no noticeable improvement in my dismal download speeds. However I am getting the message "Your Internet connection is working like it should", which has replaced the previous "Your connection is awful, better forward a port" message. I'm sure things will improve though, otherwise it's back to the drawing board!

Tuesday, 5 February 2008

No Great Mystery!


You might be like me and enjoy the mysteries that life has to offer. Aren't mysteries wonderful? Unfortunately, when you solve that mystery, it tends to have a disappointing outcome, or it just turns out that there are no real answers and that they mystery is a mystery for mysteries sake. Does it seem as though I'm talking in riddles? Perhaps I am, but I know what I mean and there's no real mystery behind what I'm saying!

What I'm saying is, that the best mysteries are the ones that can't be solved! The kind of mystery that presents tantalising clues, but then fades away again, only to resurface many years later. I've examined a few in this here blog... the crucifixion... archaeological anomalies, and so on. These are the best mysteries, because the truth isn't easily accessible. there are people working hard to hide the truth. Probably harder than those trying to discover it. There's mis-information, dis-information, and academic ridicule for those who dare to challenge the established orthodoxy.

I have my own opinions on such matters and I use rationale and deduction to reach my conclusions. These are valuable weapons when opposed against blind faith in religion or science. Both have their merits of course (science and religion), but the real truth probably lies somewhere in between, which presents a problem for those firmly encamped in one or the other. Let's face it, the theory of evolution is probably about as accurate and definitive as the bible version of the crucifixion. Anyone with the least capability of rational thought would spot the immediate flaws in either one, yet even intellectuals cling on to these ideas for dear life. Ah well, here's to philosophy, where even the impossible remains a possibility!

Monday, 4 February 2008

The Results Of Assessment!


Back to Uni today and the 6am rise nearly killed me. Honestly, I've been shattered all day. All I wanted was my assessment results, which I've waited 2 months to find out about. The results were very good as it turns out, but now that's done and it's on to the next task. I need my bed though, and I think I might just not get up tomorrow, until I see fit to do so.

Well, at least the trains ran on time today, although they're insanely over-crowded. The rail company are well aware of the fact, but will they stick on extra coaches? No chance! They put the prices up though, they can do that alright! It has to be one of the worst forms of transport ever. Anyway, enough ranting about that, I've made my feelings regarding public transport well known long before now.

The real issue at hand is; how long before I start earning some money, because, to be honest, I need some right now. I've had 4 continuous years of College and Uni, with next to nothing to live on, and suddenly household appliances have decided to implement a policy of non-co-operation. The washing machine has been working infrequently for several months, and now the oven in my cooker has called it a day. I could probably buy a new one of those if it wasn't for the car. It needs a health check-up too, which I suspect it won't pass with flying colours, in which case I will have to acquire another car, just to get me through till June. That's the state of play, can't say I'm happy about it, but shit is nothing new to me!

Sunday, 3 February 2008

Another Sunday, Another Hill!


Haha, intrepid adventurer that I am. Given that most of the snow had melted overnight, and not to be perturbed by the dark clouds looming (see picture), we decided after lunch today, that we may as well attempt the trek up Ben Aigen. I think it's 471 metres or so, but the ascent itself isn't a problem, because it's very gradual. So gradual in fact, that it's about an hour's walk from the car park to the top, and that's including a short-cut through a very boggy fire-break.

The hill you can see in the picture is Ben Rinnes (from the top of Ben Aigen) which I'm itching to try and ascend. It is considerably higher than anything I've ever attempted though, at 842 metres (which makes it a corbett). I'm told by experienced hill-walkers however, that going up Ben Rinnes at this time of year would be pure madness, and I well believe they're right. However, the view from the summit must be phenomenal.

We've sort of got into a routine of climbing hills on a Sunday, with the Bin Hill 2 weeks ago, the Knock Hill last week, and Ben Aigen this week. Each one successively higher. Yes, I know they're not mountains, but it is Winter and my daughter in particular is highly averse to mud and dirt. She was very concerned about the state of her new jeans, which she had misguidedly worn for the event. The worst aspect of hill-walking at this time of year appears to be the run-off, by which I mean the torrents of water pouring down the hillside from rain and melting snow. A decent pair of water-tight boots is essential. I don't have a decent pair of boots, and can unfortunately confirm this as fact!

Saturday, 2 February 2008

Snow Go!

Since it seems I'm going to be thwarted in my attempts to do any hill-walking this weekend and because I promised you some photos, here they are;

This is the Spey Bay to Fochabers road, the river Spey is about 10m to the right just behind the trees and bushes.

Here is the river, looking downstream. I believe it's the fastest flowing river in the UK.

Elgin town centre with St. Giles church at the rear.

This is the back road into Elgin. The building at the end of the road is a distillery.


This is Buckpool, where I live. I took this picture looking out over the Moray Firth, about 150m for my house.

Friday, 1 February 2008

Something For the Weekend!


Well, that's me finished teaching for 3 weeks or so. It's been an experience! On the assessment front, I'll get my results and feedback at Uni, on Monday. Going back to Uni's a bit of a thought to be honest. I've gotten used to being in the school, and the prospect of having to stand waiting at the train station at 6:45 in the morning, at this time of the year, is very unappealing. It's got to be one of the coldest damn places around here, at the best of times.

So, we've had a little snow today, but it looks like tonight is going to see some major snowfalls here for the first time this year. Don't know if I'll be able to get any hill-walking in this weekend, the rest of the family are wavering. They're talking about the cinema, but there's nothing on. They're not even showing Cloverfield here, which is the only film I'm remotely interested in going to see at the moment. Did I mention that the oven in my cooker has packed up? No, I don't think I did. I'm not happy about that at all!

I will try and get some photos this weekend though, rest assured I'll find something photograph-worthy on my travels. Preferably with snow in it, but I can't guarantee it. If you live in another part of the World, you might not really understand how the weather works here in Scotland. We can get the four seasons in one day, any combination of snow, rain, sunshine and wind. The weather can change every 10 minutes. That's what it's like here, always changing, from good to bad and back again in next to no time. That's why you always have to dress for the worst possible weather!

Thursday, 31 January 2008

I Predict There Will Be Weather!


I was planning another foray into the hills this weekend. Nothing major, but even so, it looks like the weather could intervene and spoil my plans, tonight and tomorrow we're set for heavy snowfalls. I'm tempted to go even if it does snow, just because I know I'll get some great photos if that proves to be the case. We'll just have to wait and see. It's very difficult to predict the weather in these parts, and on the coast where I live can have nothing, when inland a mile or so is knee-deep in snow.

Did I mention that I've set myself the goal of walking up Ben Nevis in the summer. It's about 3 and a half hours drive from here, but if I set off early some fine Summer's day, it should be most enjoyable. Apparently it takes 4 hours to go up and 3 to get back down, if you make good progress, but I think it should be quite do-able, even though it will be swarming with tourists at that time of year.

Tomorrow is my last day of teaching practice, at least for 3 weeks, until I get stuck into it again at a different school. So I'll be able to ditch the shirt and tie for a while, and shave when I feel like it again, which will be infrequently I reckon. That assessment I've been moaning about for ages, because I still haven't had my results back... well, I still haven't had my results back, and yes it's becoming tiresome! On a brighter note, my teaching practice has gone extremely well, and as far as my teaching mentor is concerned, I could start work on Monday. I would do it too if I could, but the system won;t allow it. "The Man" won't permit any deviation from the norm. Damn "the Man"!